Ways People Would Design "Mehven"

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mattstaff
Jan 24, 2020 2:30 PM EST

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the various ways they would design "Mehven" to ensure that it was tailored well for the people that just did an "alright" job throughout their lifetime. Not good, not bad, just meh. 

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  • 01
    Text - CMan-Prickoter • 3d Exactly like real life but things go slightly more your way.
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  • 02
    Text - CaptainWisconsin • 3d Chain restaurants and only chain restaurants everywhere.
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  • 03
    Text - somepeoplewait • 3d 3 1 Award As a Holiday Inn with a surprisingly decent lobby bar/restaurant. But, you know, "surprisingly decent" by Holiday Inn standards.
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  • 04
    Text - antidumbassthrowaway • 3d The wifi is always one from full bar
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  • 05
    Text - mingling_pringling • 3d Like a middle to slighty low class neighborhood, with stores that have off brand everything that's slightly worse than the actual product.
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  • 06
    Text - TannedCroissant • 3d They would have everything they need but it would all be budget own brand stuff. They can go anywhere they want but have to watch adverts on the way. The weather is always overcast. They can watch any movie or TV show but they don't get it until 3 weeks after heaven. There's no on demand services or recording facilities so can only watch things when they are on television or at the movies. They have to 'wear shoes in' just like on Earth and for some reason plasters si
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    Text - UlfarrOT • 3d Each house is like one of those cookie- cutter neighborhoods. They're not huge, but they're not too small either, with a slightly annoying HOA lady. The walls would be all white, with a single grey accent wall. You cannot repaint them. All of the furniture is comfy, but it's all pleather that gets stuck to the back of your legs every time. Your bed is a little lumpy, but not lumpy enough to replace it You have a free streaming service, but all of the movies and TV shows on i
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  • 08
    Text - kittenofd00m • 3d Tinstall Home Depots where the supplies are endless and free, but they have to build their own places to stay.
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  • 09
    Text - ageekyninja • 3d It's a facility run by retired guardian angels. They host taco Tuesday in the cafeteria and the custodian, Juan, is a really great guy. Everyone else is pretty meh.
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    Text - StareWyatt • 3d I guess like a pretty decent Motel 6 with free wifi and a decent breakfast every morning. The pool is a little over-clorinated, but otherwise clean and usable. There would be a really friendly dog that roams the parking lot that the staff affectionately refer to as 'Buddy.' Across the street there would be one of those travelling county fairs and next to that an impressively clean Waffle House. Once a month there would be a family with six hellion- children divided between
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  • 11
    Text - tosety • 3d l'd try to make it nice like heaven, but I don't think l'd waste too much effort on it
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  • 12
    Text - Jointhamurder • 3d The only restraunts are Chili's and Buffalo Wild Wings
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  • 13
    Text - BaileyEnergy • 3d Any food you could wish for available 24/7 and you never gain weight, but for every 100 calories consumed you have to eat a chunk of honeydew.
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  • 14
    Text - Coolfred6185 • 3d My first thought was "Wait, there are multiple heavens? That would be very annoying if my friends ended up going to a different heaven to me". But I wouldn't need to worry about that anyway, because I and all my friends are atheists, so we'd all be going to hell.
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  • 15
    Text - WindowsPotatOS • 3d Sometimes, you will get an itch in the center of your back that will only go away if you get someone to scratch it
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  • 16
    Text - Jackpot777 • 3d All clothes are beige, business casual. Everyone is fine with that.
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  • 17
    Text - Mecha_Genghis_Khan • 3d There's McDonalds but the ice cream machine is still broken.
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  • 18
    Text - THIS_DUDE_IS_LEGIT • 3d There is beer, but it's all room temperature. You can get drunk, but hangovers still exist. The weather is always slightly too hot or slightly too cold, which always makes you shiver or sweat. The skies are always grey. You can watch movies, but only shitty ones on a grainy VHS player. The floorboards squeak whenever you step on them. You can eat or drink anything you like, but you have to walk a mile to the nearest vending machine to get it every time. You live in
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  • 19
    Text - ProbeUranus •3d It would look like earth but only bigger with all of the elements of magic and scifi movies as real laws. Naturally there will be no remembrance of earth or their past lives. there won't be any evidence whatsoever that they'd lived before. They get to start over without that natural inclination to do evil nor the trouble of being manipulated by evil disembodied spirits.
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  • 20
    Text - RPBN • 3d Toilets are all low flush. There is only public transport. European, not American. One person in five will have the farts and no one will be able to figure out who it is. D&D games happen when scheduled, but everyone's mom picks them up early. Only Kmart and Sears for shopping. Everyone is just after their prime. In shape enough to do shit, but old enough to feel it for days after. You still have to have jobs, but most things are cheap and management is cool.
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  • 21
    Text - claybob86 • 3d Food is never served at the proper temperature. It's either far too hot or cold.
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  • 22
    Text - Walter_theDog•3d No Spotify premium and food is only ok. Also every video game has ads like a shitty free game does .
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  • 23
    Text - Lucky_Luis • 2d We only have the off brand chips and pop at our mehvenly stores
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  • 24
    Text - HonoraryKrogan • 3d They only serve Chicago deep dish pizza, everyone misses the first high-five and demands a series of attempts until it's "just right," and pairs of objects, including pants, are separated and sold at two different stores.
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